On the Cooler
I'm sure you can't imagine
What it might be like
That this state of happiness
Just might take a hike
But someday soon, a fight will come
That makes you all amiss
And when it happens you might ask
Where is my wedded bliss?
So we're giving you this COOLER
To remember to be nice
But when your anger reels its head
"Chill Out" and put it on Ice.
Inside this cooler you will find
A few things you might need
Enjoy this gift made just for you
It will be fun indeed!
Inside there is a Towel, Excedrin, condoms, m&m's and a jar, breath mints, socks, ice cream toppings, lighter, leopard duct tape and a feather, and band aids and first aid tape.
Here's a few samples of the poems that go with each item.
Here’s a prescription
Written just for you.
In case of a headache
Just take TWO!
M&M’s and a Jar
It takes a year to fill this jar
Drop an M&M each time
The two of you get all caught up
And make those love bells chime.
They say it takes just 50 more
To take out every one
So set a goal and work real hard
Go Ahead…and have some fun!
Keep this in your bedside table
For clean up…just in case
You never know when you’ll be able
To make it past third base.